This is my friend Luke. I love him. He is one of my favourite people in the world, and until today he was my flatmate. This is a sad state of affairs, and to be honest I’m not quite sure how I am going to cope without him and his beautiful girl Lil across the hall.
Luke loves me too. The reason I know how much he loves me is that he made a t-shirt to wear to my goodbye party.
When he wrote “Fuck Off” it really meant “I’m going to miss you” (and note the deliberate misspelling of my name, engineered to annoy me). When cornered in his native habitat Luke will deny the allegation of love I have leveled at him, but trust me, it’s true.
Luke. x
I love him too. Don’t tell him though.