Gemma-Rose Turnbull

Ahem. I shouldn’t laugh. This is my big sister who I love*. But I showed my other sisters today and they laughed. So, giggle, this is what real housewives do for their husbands. And this is what real husband’s do while their housewives are doing their duties. Snort. Cackle. I don’t think she will be impressed I called her a housewife – in our family, abundant with rather stroppy women, that’s something of a dirty word. But this picture tells a thousand words. Cue riotous stomach-holding, tears-streaming, jaw-aching laughing.

*Sorry Taya, I couldn’t help myself. And you live too far away to hit me.